Uncle Merton & Baby Mergle

The year 1991
Aliens are here
Megacorporations reign
Religion is science
Magick is real
Cyberspace is the place
Conspiracies are true
Life is good
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You are Merton Jones, a regular office drone working at Blande & Blande Generic Consulting Services.

Do not worry: everything is under control and this will be a day just like any other. Every day will be alike, until death brings you sweet release. Please wash your hands, remain calm and do your job as usual.